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Hier mal 'ne paar technische Abkürzungen:

A.O.D.:
Asymmetric-Oriented Driver
Access Operating Display

A.D.M.I.N.:
Asymmetric Driver Micro-Input Node
Asymmetric Data Multi-Input Network
Advanced Dynamic Micro-Interpreter Node
Analog Device Multi-Instruction Network

A.N.G.E.L.:
Automatic Negative Gateway Expansion Language
Automatic Non-Global Engine Library
Asymmetric Networking Gaussian Equipment Library

A.Z.R.A.E.L.:
Advanced Zipped Rendering Architecture Engine Language
Advanced Zoned Redundant Audio Extraction Library

C.A.B.A.L.:
Common Architecture Balanced Access Library
Compressed Analog Block Audio Library
Compact Array Beginner's Audio Language
Compact Advanced Beginner's Architecture Library
Compact Advanced Binary Audio Library

C.H.R.I.S.S.:
Common Hard Rendering Internet Systems Sequence
Compact Half-Register Interchangable System Services
Compact Hard Random Interchange Software Storage

C.N.C.B.O.A.:
Compact Number Compressed Binary-Only Architecture
Compressed Non-Common Block Option Array
Compact Non-Control Boolean Object Architecture

C.O.M.S.U.B.:
Common Omni-Modular Services UNIX Bus
Common Optical Multi-Service User Bus
Compact Omni-Multi-Services Upgrade Bus

D.E.V.I.L.:
Double Expansion Variable Instruction Library
Dynamic Equipment Variable Internet Library
Dynamic Environment Verified Interpreter Library

D.O.C.:
Double Omni-Client
Distributed Output Compiler
Double Option Computer

E.N.I.G.M.A.:
Enhanced Non-Integrated Group Mail Architecture
Electronic New Interchangable Generator Mode Array
Enhanced Nano-Interchangable Generator Mode Architecture

E.X.C.Y.T.E.:
Erasable eXtensible Common Ymodem Test Equipment
Electronic X-Windows Common Yielding Tape Environment
Erasable eXchangable Common Ymodem Time Environment

G.A.V.I.N.:
Gaussian Asymmetric Version Interpreter Node
Global Access Verified Internet Network
GNU Advanced Volume Interpreter Node

G.I.Z.M.O.:
GNU Integrated Zipped Mode Output
Gaussian Integrated Zone Memory Object
Global Interactive Zipped Module Output

G.I.Z.M.O.O.:
Global Interchangable Zero-Module-Only Output

J.O.K.E.R.:
Journalling Optical Keyed Extraction Router
Joined Object Kilo-Equipment Router
Joint Object Known Environment Resource

K.A.N.E.:
Keyed Advanced Network Equipment
Kernel Audio Network Environment
Known Advanced Networking Engine

K.L.A.U.S.:
Kilo-Local Automatic Usage Service
Keyed Language Automatic Unit Service
Known Logical Array UNIX Sequence

N.O.K.I.O.:
Nano-Overlay Known Instruction Output
New Omni-Keyed Interpreter Output
Nano-Option Kilo-Input Object

P.A.N.D.U.R.:
Portable Automatic Non-Description Usage Router
Portable Advanced New Driver User Router
Practical Automatic Negative Data Usage Rate

P.E.P.I.:
Pre-Erasable Protocol Imaging
Parallel Electronic Port Interpreter
Parallel Enhanced Peripheral Input

P.S.Y.C.H.O.:
Practical Serial Yielding Circuit Host Object
Parallel Structured Ymodem Common Hypertext Output
Practical Serial Yttrium Client Host Object

R.O.O.D.A.H.:
Random Omni-Open Description Architecture Host
Random Open Output Dynamic Architecture Hardware
Redundant-Oriented Open Digital Audio Header

S.H.A.K.E.:
Static Hardware Asynchronous Key Environment
Standard Hard Access Kernel Engine

S.H.A.O.:
Shared Half-Array Output
Small Hardware Access Output

S.H.E.F.T.U.:
Static Hardware Erasable Full Test Upgrade
Standard Half-Enhanced Floppy Terminal User
Sub-Half-Electronic Floppy Test Unit
Structured Hard Erasable File Transfer Upgrade

S.I.L.V.A.X.:
Standard Interactive Local Viewer Access eXchange
Small Interactive Language Variable Architecture eXchange
Small Interchangable Language Visual Architecture eXchange

S.V.E.N.:
Standard Viewer Equipment Network
Static Volume Environment Network
Structured Verified Extraction Node

T.A.N.K.:
Total Automatic Networking Key
Transmitted Analog Number Key

T.A.N.Y.A.:
Tera-Access New Yield Architecture
Turbo Automatic Negative Y-axis Array
Turbo Asynchronous Nano-Y-axis Architecture

T.A.R.K.I.N.:
Total Access Redundant Keyed Imaging Node
Tera-Advanced Rendering Knowledge Imaging Network

T.B.O.:
Total Bus Object
Turbo Block Output

T.H.U.F.I.R.:
Transmitted Hypertext Universal Fast Imaging Router
Twisted Hard Unit Fully-Interpreter Rate
Transmitted Hard Unified Format Instruction Register

X.A.T.R.I.X.:
eXternal Asymmetric Twisted Retreival Input eXchange
eXtended Asynchronous Total Reporting Input eXtension

X.E.R.X.E.S.:
eXtended Electronic Rendering X-Windows Equipment Storage
eXtensible Enhanced Redundant X-connect
Environment Services

Y.U.R.I.:
Y-value Universal Resolution Interface
Y-value UNIX Retreival Imaging

Z.O.M.B.I.E.:
Zoned Open Micro-Bit Interpreter Environment
Zipped Optical Multi-Bus Interpreter Engine

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